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The House Full Of Jokes

by Splashjoke

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1.
Acting like a jerk, that's just the way you've learned To treat people from those people who treaded you like dirt Getting all the highs and lows, that's just the way life goes Not for you, you've learned the truth, so you're always on your toes It all happened so fast Can you remember when your friends shifted into your past? Carefully lock your door, can't find a courage to go to store With your cat in messed up flat picking nose while getting bored Getting no more highs and lows, now that's the way your life goes Can't show your face in your old place, nowadays it's full of your foes It all happened so fast Can you remember when your friends shifted into your past? Does it matter? Already used to be on your own It ain't so bad You wrote your own handbook of alienation
2.
Just when I was ready to end my hibernation Nature showed me it's winter, winter showed me its nature Take a look outside, there ain't nothing for me No messages, no calls from you, I'll go back to sleep Maybe I turned my clock too early to summer time Maybe I should live in another country, no one but you could Wake me, wake me anytime you want Take me, take me anywhere you want Even thought I'm very lazy and usually broke I would never have any excuses, I'm always ready to go I don't care if it's raining or snowing outside I don't even care if your boyfriend start a fight If you wanna hang around just call me anytime With you I could be in any country 'cause no one but you could...
3.
Man Enough 02:01
Jenni thinks I'm a sad little boy, she couldn't be more wrong I guess she would hate my music so I wrote her a song Maybe Jenni doesn't like my hair, perhaps I'm too short Maybe she hate my childish jokes or should I be into sports Jenni says I'm not man enough for her Just wait till I'm drunk enough to lure Threw up, kicked/passed out or so they told me on the very next day Woke up, without a recollection when she took her own way Jenni thinks I'm a sad little boy, she couldn't be more right In my bed crying like a little sissy, hold my pillow tight Jenni says I'm not man enough for her Once again some real man took home my pretty little girl I'm not man enough for Jenni Can you find a man for Jenni? I'm not man enough for Jenni Can you find a real man for Jenni?
4.
A glass with a friend Then you take a glass to keep the cold out A glass too much Is it funny to be drunk and riotous? The summit attained with your jolly companions A comfirmed drunkard you are now Poverty and desease Then you see you're forsaken by friends Desperation and crime Last step is a death by suicide The drunkard's progress From the first glass to the grave It's the drunkard's progress From the first glass to the grave
5.
My Insanity 02:22
Everytime i`m close to you, I`m not same people that I have just to be. There is something strange in my head, something what`s coming out in today.Yeah! 4x I can see if you don`t see Come on come on baby come with me! I wanna show you my insanity. Something what`s been burried long timeago. Something what makes me explode.Yeah! 4x I can see if you don`t see Solo 4x I can see if you don`t see schizophrenic! schizophrenic I`m in your head! schizophrenic I`m in your head! schizophrenic I`m in your head!
6.
When I was 15 I always wanted to be 20 I never thought it would be this boring I hated the school but I've got better things to do Like playing in a band and mess around with you Dead-end job is all I got And I wish I was 15 I wish you were still here I wish I was 15 and you were here with me When I was 15 we sometimes smoked and got drunk We were no addicts, we did it just for fun Hangover was never anything like this I was waiting for the recess and your kiss Now out of job, another breakup... I wish I was 15, I still act like one Remember the backseat of Volvo Amazon? When I was 15 I still believed I'll get far Now wasting my time in the neighbourhood bar How are you my first love, haven't seen you for years? Would it be nice to meet and maybe have few beers? If you could lend me, my wallet's empty
7.
Wasted Aces 02:22
In my life, have I played my cards right? I guess not but still I'm at the table all night No chance against the poker faces With my hand of wasted aces I don't care, oh I dare to play this game unfair Like you, fuck you, now it's your turn to share Ugly, toothless poker faces Beaten up by wasted aces
8.
The Binge 03:19
Morning coffee tasted like a shit again So did a cigarette as well Lock yourself into bathroom for a day And try to survive with your head through that mental hell Physical condition can't beat the depression Breakfast is ready to come out of your belly There goes your wasted youth Your life's a mess and only cure you know have betrayed you too It's still better than nothing you think While you're having a morning drink, then call your boss and say that: ''I do have a problem if I got to work sober My mother just told me I won't live till 30 But it never was my plan''
9.
Payback Time 02:32
Drop the school, enjoy the freedom This country offers everything young boy need Just a quick loan and the fridge is full Still haven't eaten for a week After three month celebration already out the door Thank god it's summer and the benefits keep runing You ask me: ''what shall we do?'' Are you kidding, tell me what couldn't we do Let's buy few cans, maybe some dope And steal somebody's boat just for fun Payback time won't come till I grow old I don't mind to be here to see the day I'm bald
10.
Another winter another summer another autumn another spring It doesn't make no difference,because all my days are same. I get up,I watch TV all day and go back to sleep. No special days.No new ways No chance that anything could change. 4x I`m a rude boy,I walk alone (Walk alone) Another morning another evening another day another night Nothing ever happens. I`m so bored that I could die. Another day another month another year disappears You have to be fast. If you wanna do something with your life. yeah! 4x I`m a rude boy,I walk alone (Walk alone) 8x I`m a rude boy,I walk alone (Walk alone)
11.
Cat In Heat 03:48
After dark you keep me up all night by squirming and purring In the room so small, where can I rest my eyes, bed is occupied Cat in heat Won't let me sleep
12.
Barely Exist 02:58
I feel my spine melting against the sofa Can't tell which part is mine Annoying commercials so loud, remote's so far My organs working overtime Another wasted day Wasted anyway Is this all I'm doing today? Is this all I'm gonna do? Feel like I barely exist 'cause it makes no difference if I did not I wanted high, ended up to my new low Now this is how the days go by Beatiful Sara Chafak on Nyberg's show almost get me some sign of life Another wasted day Hell, I'm wasted anyway Only proof of my existence can be found from unemployd's register

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''The House Full Of Jokes'' is our self-released first album.
Recorded and mixed in December 2013.

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released December 22, 2013

Antti Eemeli - guitar, vocals
Jere Ilmari - drums, vocals
Jesse James - bass, backing vocals

Recorded and mixed by Pake with Splashjoke

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Splashjoke Tampere, Finland

Splashjoke is an alternative rock band formed in Tampere, Finland in January 2013.

Antti Eemeli - guitar, vocals
Jere Ilmari - drums, vocals
A.G. - bass

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